Slippery soap opera“So Madge spoke to Harold…” Neighbours. Always about The Neighbours. My friend Sarah is attempting to explain her Great Analogy on...
Oxford Circus clown There’s a furniture shop on the high street where I grew up that I’m not sure is a furniture shop at all. In all the years of me passing...
Air con artist ‘I am the manager of this hotel!’ We are sitting opposite the manager of the hotel. ‘We arrived back last night to find we had no air...
Dried fruit loop I began the long trek down the dried fruit aisle. “Hey! You used to work here, didn’t you?” “Excuse me?” I turned to see a man in his...